random derpiness

You are an [[intrepid explorer|not really...]] named [[Billy-Bob-Joe|name explanation]]. You are exploring Derpania. After arriving in a [[derpmobile|derpy transportation]], you are greeted by [[derpy gateguards.|the gateguards]] You want to get into the city. Do you [[talk your way in|smart move, Dwight]] or [[force your way in?|What the heck is wrong with you, Dwight?!]]

You were born as Dwight Richard Baker, a name you despised but others liked. However, your name (not)legally changed to Billy-Bob-Joe, because all inhabitants of Derpania have random, derpy names. Now, to tell you more about [[derpgate|derpgate]]...

They have two noses, one where each ear was supposed to be, and one ear, where a nose was supposed to be. Your attention is put back to [[derpgate.|derpgate]]

Not really. You are what is called a S-PCI (self-proclaiming conceited idiot) in your hometown of Nowhere-ville (population : 21 rats, 4 birds, 23 people.) You are a self-proclaimed "intrepid" explorer. Now, back to the subject of [[derpgate.|derpgate]]

Instead of explaining derpmobiles, here is an ad. Derpmobiles are the coolest derp-transports of their class! Decked out with a Samantha Bee bobblehead dispenser and a Pusheen/grumpy cat meme generator, it is the derpiest car money can buy. Now, [[derp-teleport|derp-teleport]], don't walk, to your nearest Derpmobile dealer to get one! Can we get back to the subject of [[derpgate,|derpgate]] please?

You suddenly derp-teleport to a derpmobile dealer building, where a derpiness overload explodes your brain!!! KABLAM! You are dead. Restart at [[derpgate?|derpgate]]

After a derpy conversation, you enter the hustling, bustling, derpy city of Derpopolis. An "intrepid" explorer like you has two choices; find the local tavern and [[eavesdrop on gossipers|dead meat]] or stage an [[attack on the all-powerful DerpyKing IIII.|yay]]

The derpguards explode you with derp-bombs! You are dead. Restart to [[derpgate?|derpgate]]

Everything is derpy in the [[derpytavern|derpytavern]] [[Derpy bartenders|bartenders]] serve [[derpy alcoholic beverages]] to derpy customers in a derpy tavern. All the derpyness makes you have a derpyness overload. [[Restart?|derpgate]]

You die a horrible, torturous death. [[Restart?|derpgate]]

Rainbow fizzy stuff. [[a|dead meat]]

They have derpy derptavern aprons and [[derpy hairlines|hairline]]. Then you go back to the [[front door.|dead meat]]

It is just a derpy building...but wait...a derp-teleporter portal opens up in front of you, sending you to the [[castle.|cool!]]

You find yourself in the castle of [[DerpyKing IIII|#kingbob]], armed with a [[derpysword|the sword]]. You are supposed to kill the king.

You take a moment to examine your sword. As you do, your finger hits a button on the hilt. Suddenly, your sword transforms into a silver block with a red button. Do you [[push it|no]] [[or not?|yes]]

Suddenly, in the throne room, the king gives a sharp gasp and drops dead to the floor. You go down in history as an assassin...and are killed by the derpyguards. Bad, right? Wrong. Your objective was to kill the king, ad you did, so you won! [[Restart?|derpgate]]

You are killed because the castleguards are suspicious of your button and think you are an assassin. [[Restart?|derpgate]]

The king is a cold-blooded killer at [[heart,|really?]] but hides his killing sprees, and is thought of as a "pretty nice guy." Now I am [[done|cool!]] with the explanation.

Their hairlines look like they got their hair stuck in a blender. -_{-=""/<==== That is their hairline.

Does he even hav[[e|#kingbob]] one?